A funny but favourite wedding poem

<span lang="EN-US">Just for a bit of fun, I thought I would share with you this cute poem that I really love. I've had a few couples use this in their ceremony and it is always received well by the guests. Having something a little light and funny can often help to make it a little different and therefore memorable to your friends and family. Enjoy!</span><br /><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 18pt;">Yes, I'll Marry You</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Script MT Bold"; font-size: 18pt;"></span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><b><span lang="EN-US">By Pam Ayres</span></b></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US">Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,<br />And here's the reason why;<br />So I can push you out of bed<br />When the baby starts to cry,<br />And if we hear a knocking<br />And it's creepy and it's late,<br />I hand you the torch you see,<br />And you investigate.</span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US">Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,<br />You may not apprehend it,<br />But when the tumble-drier goes<br />It's you that has to mend it,<br />You have to face the neighbour<br />Should our labrador attack him,<br />And if a drunkard fondles me<br />It's you that has to whack him.</span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US">Yes, I'll marry you,<br />You're virile and you're lean,<br />My house is like a pigsty<br />You can help to keep it clean.<br />That sexy little dinner <br />Which you served by candlelight,<br />As I do chipolatas,<br />You can cook it every night!</span></div><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US">It's you who has to work the drill<br />and put up curtain track,<br />And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,<br />I do see great advantages,<br />But none of them for you,<br />And so before you see the light, <br />I do, I do, I do!</span></div><span style="color: #351c75;"></span>

A funny but favourite wedding poem

Just for a bit of fun, I thought I would share with you this cute poem that I really love. I've had a few couples use this in their cere...

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